Tuesday, January 17, 2012

"And I am Teellllin' You..."

I was going to make this post about trust issues--via the suggestion of my one true follower. But then I thought about something... "Paris, you can't just jump back into this blog like it ain't been over a year since yo last post!" (Notice that I only speak to myself with such ill grammar.) I figured that if I were to gain a new found following, they probably wouldn't understand exactly what this blog is about. They probably wouldn't read all of the previous posts in one sitting either. I mean, the title alone is enough to grab attention, but it takes readers to gain a following.

So I decided to re-introduce myself: I'm a lesbian with a girlfriend, and even though mine isn't bi-polar(?), your's might be. Let this be your one-stop shop for answers as to why females can be so crazy!

Now, I'm not a love guru or anything, but after dating several different types of women, I'm pretty sure I've seen it all. And let's just face it, bitches are crazy man! Ladies, please don't get offended, this is simply my opinion and notice bitch and lady are two different words. No matter what type of woman you are, you are bound to an occasional "bitch fit". Even myself, so here, I don't judge; I just tell it like it is.

2 comments:

  1. They probably wouldn't read all of the previous posts in one sitting either.

    I guess I'm the exception to the rule. Loving it Ms. Paris!

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